My very own little golden book for adults.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Ttdn6Eug-51iNGCRz56w3Xj6jDayM0KZ?usp=sharing

notes: it is exclusively a playstation 2 game, emulated perfectly by pcsx2 emulator. After downloading the rom/iso/bin/cue files required from some freeware site online. All the necessary instructions for successfully playing are available somewhere online. You will want to invest in either a usb wired or wireless playstation or xbox controller instead of attempting to try to figure out how to control the game using pc keyboard and/or mouse. Realllllly very truly boring game, but the demo did seem pretty cool after I first purchased it, cough cough ‘slightly’ used.lol

https://www.gamulator.com/emulators (link to DIY, your own custom game/arcade console. Most, if not all compatible with windows/linux/mac os)..full instructions included. All perfectly legal freeware, of course. %^ )

http://www.timmmccoy.com/live.html

https://drive.google.com/file/d/11d9EjfHRnBY2MIkr2aUUoLbT9eiHy-5g/view?usp=sharing

deadline 7/8/21 thursday 11:59 pm..no change in plans, ever. otherwise I will side with codename:daddy and you will all be sorry, which in my opinion you shouldn’t even be allowed to be still be breathing enough to realize.hahaha give the deed to daisy, have her promise it to me through fb pm, then a day later, the appropriate travel arrangements . first class round trip, same day.l8r ; )
either that, or I’ll simply take you all to the cleaners in front of the supreme councilwith fully provable charges ranging from child endangerment to actors agreement violations to outright deliberate falsely sladerous bs propeganda you could all easily be spending time with chance and others like him upon wake island for the exact same similar reasons..
It is what it is, mine all mine..kiss your 51% individually in shares good bye, and the very deed I did request. If’n you do happen to know what’s best for you that is
no one among the board will ever be able to buy or sell beyond this point, if you agree to these very simple terms.
deadline: thursday, 07/08/2021, 11:59pm If you choose to agree, each individual board member retains 49% of their current shares and everything upon their current trophy shelves, other than the playboy mansion.lmfao ; )
Discuss.

Most important fact firstly: chances are you might not have ever been born if there had never been a proper Cesar Romero joker to inspire an eventual Jack Nicholson joker. That’s really truly where it all began for me. I wanted so badly to get even with those mafia bastards who I knew already owed me money, and my last name being ‘chandler’, the initials ‘C.R.’ instantly grabbed my attention whenever the original batman tv credits rolled. So then I decided to cast my favorite notoriously leading movie bad guy as the next big screen joker (yep, Cesar was the first big screen joker too, in addition to first tv joker). So Jack Nicholson simply appeared to be it, easily decided and two more imperatively crucial initials out of the way. Then I actually created ‘JARED’ joker (out of instant despeeration) before the nicholson one ever hit the screen because I could hardly wait to go public, and while waiting upon that also pre-planned pre-filmed movie release created the ledger joker character. You do know that C.R./J.N./H.L./JARED= jjchandler, as I had planned, even if you don’t care to believe me.lol

Second reason simply being, if you had somehow been born into another reality that simply wasn’t meant to be, and I wasn’t destined to be the king of the bad guys who wanted to change/alter history.. according to the plans among the actual bad guys, already described to me beforehand what they were planning to do to the world had I not already been pre-destined to always succeed in conquering and defeating them, uhh..not only would they have endangered the eternal fact of their own eventual births and I might never have been able to create this one as well along the way to the very here n now:

Hiccups and sneezing are temporary allergic reactions. Only the once true scientifically inexplainable reason behind hiccups has just ‘now’ been properly scientifically explained by the one n only good Doc Sheen. ; ) You can either pay at the door or be fully prepared to run for your life. Have an ice day. = )

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vhcyoKCNyXZMAxTMSh0-Xe-lKouEjkP2/view?usp=sharing

Southpark, trapped in the closet episode. Also written by Tom Crooze: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JH5hC3EmStiKk9cu18rUK5Tq4iK9ZoF6/view?usp=sharing

(Also by the author of Codename: Chandler)

(Also by Trey Parker, creator of Southpark)

Firstly, figure out how many abled bodied even only potentially ‘so called’ friends will actually happen to bother to attend. It’s also important to make note of the available seating capacity beforehand. Second single most important factor to take into consideration is to try to balance as evenly as possible the ratio of guy to gal guests. That way neither available bathroom is hardly ever ‘overbooked’, not to mention the obvious fact it just simply does happen to make for more overall interesting mingling among the many masses present. And finally, it also helps to take a really good long look in the mirror to ask yourself if you actually care to organize a proper guest list at all, whatsoever for a party that doesn’t actually ever have to take place. Helps to take the stress off of the mind while in between planning sessions over a celebration that may never take place at all. Also sometimes helps you to relax properly enough, in order to enable you to fart more properly at certain times as well, while on your way back to the old drafting table. ; )

https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/7981626/hugh-hefner-playboy-rap-songs

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https://w2.countingdownto.com/3661932

Easiest basic indian impression. Slowly raise a hand and simply slowly and calmly say ‘howwwww’.

Black indian crossbreed style: ‘how, how, how, how…’

Indian in a dungeon for purposely defying direct orders from his/her head indian chief in charge: (‘h’ is silent) ‘owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’.

Stoned indian (legally obtained recreational weed, hopefully mind you), ‘wowwwwwww’..

Hungover indian waking up on top of a cactus: owww, owwwwwww.

Jeannie= Cathy (Oakley)

Cathy= Kathy (White)

Melody= Tanya (Foxx)

Jamie= Amber (Michaels)

Becky= Tabitha (Stevens)

Jessie= Jamie (Brookes)

Margie= Monica (Roccaforte), oh monica..oh, bill..

Jen= Stephanie (Stalls)

Jenny= Jamie (Lynn)

Polly= Lily (C)

Embee= Elexis (Monroe)

Anne= Daisy (Lane)

Eva= Buffy (Davis), it’s cold gin time again..

Karianne= Maya (Devine)

Kelly= Nikki (Nievez)

Iris= Trinity (Loren)

Jessica (Bancroft)= Tammy (Tyler), Oh Jim, Oh Jessica..

Stephanie = Stephanie (Cane)

Sorry, have to cut it short. Very important ‘upcoming’ bored meeting (with the several small dwarts) to prepare for. You know my name, feel free to take a number.

https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipOEgfAudBtZJhg5d_N3CFLK3TBwn2PGK3G9mv9XZ3TUcXZVWQcSo-507RMfVpSqjg/photo/AF1QipOtLKu17jTVqX5fZB7z7gfPtZHRkiqeWS3Et-8s?key=MUZ2a0dFYmp2LTI0RGVRZkxCUk11cUMwLWx3djh3

First 12 steps: Is the section 8 state apartment housing inspector fully licensed to complain he did not realize it was properly plugged into an Un-interruptible Power Source before he voiced his very unnecessary complaint in the first place? Solution, contact the chief of the United Nations through NATO, and after a very thorough investigation into his obvious lack of reliably supplied proper credentials prior to becoming hired for the position he obviously never earned either respectably by proper merit of knowledge and experience, or was obviously allowed to obtain due to lack of availability of well qualified and properly trained candidates, promptly have him shit-canned while continuing to investigate if the deep freezer, after being relocated is actually 100% successfully plugged in. If all else fails, promptly return to step one. Simply contact NATO, only this time..make for very certain they ‘do’ know to never consider hiring such an obvious dumbass to ever make that extremely costly of an error in judgement ever again that caused the entire world to be destroyed at the very push of a single button. Fortunately, my deep freeze is once again steadily cooling at -14.1 degrees after all of the unnecessary issues and excitement. Just simply hoping this will somehow help someone else out there out of a similar bit of also unexpected trouble someday. Have an ice day. =)

Proper:

From: Polly Wolly

To: Jeffy Weffy

Subject: You are truly the one n’ only man of my dreams.

(body): Please be mines, 4ever. ❤

Improper:

From: Polly Wolly

To: Jeffy Weffy, fake Ricky Martin, fake Jerry Bruckheimer, fake Ozzy Osbourne, fake Phillip K. Dick, fake Steven Tyler

Subject: You are truly the one n’ only man of my dreams.

(body): Please be mines, 4ever. ❤

Any questions?.. (I can recommend a very good lawyer, most easily and conveniently.. always readily assuredly available, unless he’s already properly ‘tanked’ n passed out… ; )

Q: What’s ________and_________, and goes 85 miles an hour?

A: A_______, in a blender.

(samples)

Q: What’s weebling and wobbling, and goes 85 miles an hour?

A: A weeble, in a blender.

Q: What’s got 6 pieces and then about 100 pieces, and goes 85 miles an hour?

A: A true classic mr. potato head (not this modern gender ‘correct’ version, haven’t tried that one yet), in a blender.

Q: What’s noisy and costly, and goes 85 miles an hour?

A: A slinky that just voided my factory warranty, in a blender.

Lesson 1, open mouth, insert ankle. Don’t worry, you “can’t” do it. Lesson 2: You can hump your mattress for hours and hours after waking up, but now matter how hard you try (to be appreciated), it will never ever begin to take notice. Lesson 3: How a boy spider w/out a true deathwish should improperly compose a love poem for it’s very first mate in life (to serve as example only): “I’m a happy male, hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba.”

Overnight cure for whiskey paunch (belly), half gallon o’ gin for 24 hours. Cure for morning after dehydration after consuming only beverages containing gin for up to 24 hour period while quickly shedding that very unwanted fat down there, rum for breakfast/lunch/and dinner. Cure for sore throat, boiled whiskey (any old type)..canadian whiskey seems to work best here, but of course tastes and results will always vary from one consumer to the next. Cure for getting fired while still on the job for having doggy/alkie afterbreath, 2 martini lunch w/beer chaser. Helps to secretly already own the very property the business you were fired from was built upon prior to returning to former place of employment, before firing former boss and anyone else among the entire crew there who cares to question your authority while doing just so. Best cure for apparently ill effects of serious ongoing whiskey deficiency, 2 shots of very well chilled Jager for breakfast accompanied w/a bloody beer. 4 out of 5 (still surviving) rolling stones simply cannot be wrong mate. ; )

Wii ewe be mah fessbuck fwend?..Pwease?..Uh-ohh, missed me again.hahaha = )

Jill Biden found dead, at age 92. An entire nation, mourns…

I’m looking for something kinda’ sorta’ uplifting to help me get over this terribly unexpected news. This is what Mr. McFeely recommended, anyone else seen this one yet?.. https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/a-beautiful-day-in-the-neighborhood-2019/MMVD95D98D3CED75EEF1253578146FBAAD18

R.I.P., Dr. Jill = (

Using only the hidden magical powers within my mind and my left hand, I am now going to will my right hand to feed my hungry mouth. A.D.I.D.A.S. = uhh, all day I dream about sesameseedbuns. Yeah, that’s it baby.. Steady..Steady now… umm-umm-umm-umm-ummmm

Welcome to mdlive 24/7, I’m Dr. Bertha Butt. What seems to be the problem Mr. Chandler?..Well, gettin’ mighty old I reckon and I just can’t seem to get it up anymore..Mr. Chandler, mind if I have a look at it?..Ok, here it is..Where Mr. Chandler, don’t see anything at all, can you come closer maybe?.. Ok, is this better?..No Mr. Chandler, closer please if you don’t mind…Ok (CRASH) look what you just made me do to my pc screen and camera you dumb bitch, can you hear me? You still there?..Yes, Mr. Chandler, but you seem to be breaking up..Nooo, I need viagra because I’m breaking ‘down’ dambit..

Martha my dear, don’t forget me..Her majesty’s a very fine girl, someday I’m gonna’ make her all mine. Will Paul return someday as Superman?.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-O4FntXPs

https://people.com/music/tom-pettys-family-touched-that-joe-biden-chose-the-late-singers-song-for-his-victory-speech/

Joker, rolling paper..

See anything you like? I know I do. Wanna’ go for a ride? Go ahead, get on top. = )

In the beginning, god created bud light. And he saw it tasted good.. Halfway through his first drink, he decided to take a nap. When he awoke and found the beer had gotten too warm, he decided to make it a partner named ‘frigid’aire, and was not all too surprised they were a very good fit for one another. On the 3rd day, the cheap fridge broke down, the beer had gotten too warm so god created mad dog 20/20. After drinking it all up (and smashing the bottle) he created rudolph the red nosed reindeer, and clothed him in a nice long blue dress and high heels. Pointed at the curb and said ‘get on out there and don’t dare return until you’ve scored some real ‘doe’ ‘..

‘Attack of the Killer Hot Picante Sauce Condiment Packets‘

Coming soon to a fine dollar bargain cinema near you, and narrated by M_ark-ham_ill.. Wait.. What’s that you say officer? You want to see my liquor license now do ya’?.. Well I got news for you then..I’m obviously not running a drinkery here, you see?..

Once upon a time, there was a king who named his newborn son ‘dummy’ so that no one would care to harm or kill it, before he eventually grew to assume his properly seated position upon the throne. As it turned out, the king had made a brilliant choice by choosing that very name for his son. No one ever felt anything but pity for the boy named Dummy as he continued to grow, a name that served it’s purpose remarkably well by keeping him out of trouble. One afternoon, while strolling through the village, he decided he was thirsty so he paid a visit to the nearest tavern. “Hey Dummy” said the barmaid “I got your ale right here Dummy”. “Hey Dummy” everyone at the bar exclaimed, but there was a stranger in town also at the bar that day. A beautiful young maiden who asked the question “Why is everyone being so mean and calling him a dummy?”. “That’s his name, his father the king gave it to him”, replied the barmaid. “Oh, the king you say?..”, gasped the clueless stranger. “Yes”, the barmaid continued..”Lord Dung-head”.

And they all lived crappily ever after. = )

So I was born w/a double hernia that wasn’t found until 32, which made me a very mean little kid, meaner teen, and even meaner adult until it was properly diagnosed.  My ‘childhood’ doctor suggested I discontinue murdering those who I once chose to befriend, while instead channeling my energies into something much more productive and meaningful (such as creative writing).   I instantly weighed out the pros and cons of changing my daily ‘feeding’ habits upon my latest and even such potentially similar future victims, and it didn’t take long to see things his way.   So, the next morning in the schoolyard.. I walked up to the very first true ‘survivor’ (among recorded history) I could ever possibly recall, I would allow myself (somehow, someway..), not to knock unconscious then kidnap, kill by starvation or poisoning, or allow to bleed to death (by various already well practiced proven effective methods, both slowly and quickly at different times), and held up a few sheets of paper (before him) upon which I had typed my very first story among the genre of ‘horror’..What’s this?, he asked..

I just killed you, last night I mean..

Oh?..I don’t believe I care to read it then.

Don’t you want to know how I chose to kill you?..Hang onto it and give it back to me at the end of the day.  I want to see what you really truly thought about it..

Hmm, okay then..if I don’t see you here after school then I’ll return it tomorrow sometime.  But no promises about today.

Well..I didn’t see him again until about a little less than a week later as he informed me he had somehow lost the story, but had actually had a chance to read (and re-read it a few times) before misplacing it.   Wanted to know if I would ever consider actually doing those things to his ‘character’ in real life.

Replied I was thinking about possibly reconsidering, since we hadn’t actually seen each other for about an entire week (and had enjoyed every unexpected moment of not having to see him once again, during/throughout the entire course among the meantime).

Next morning, around the same time/place among the school grounds I expected to find him..proudly produced another couple of pieces of typed upon paper.

What’s this?  He asked..

I brought you back to life…

You did?  Why?..

So I could kill you all over again…

The End (or is it?.. ; )

Btw, don’t tell maw n paw kent I might be just slightly off the wagon today as well.lmfao = )

(from, none other than..) The creators behind, the venmo app themselves..

Hi Jeff,

An addition was recently made to your remembered devices on Venmo.

Windows via Chrome on (Tuesday, July 21 at 11:18PM PDT)

If this wasn’t you or you believe an unauthorized person has accessed your account, please immediately reset your password. Then, contact us by replying to this email so we can confirm your account is secure. If’n this was you (in fact) regardless, go right on ahead and fuck your own gawl dern self, anyways.lol = )