Poor man’s proctologist to patient: Just look at this mess. What has gotten ‘into’ you? Next patient please.
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What did the chiropractor say to the patient? Oh no, your back again..
What did the English peanut farmer say to his White van man? You’re driving me nuts..
How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it had better be a very long ladder.
How do you warm a shivering slug’s belly up during a very cold night? Just pour salt into it’s beer while it isn’t looking.
“Excuse me sir, are you an Indian by chance?”, asked the polite young woman behind the desk at the food stamp office. To which he replied, “Why yes I am. Why do you ask?”. “Oh, because I am simply supposed to ask those certain sort of questions at different times”, she answered. “Are you a hoe?”, he then asked. “Why do you ask me such a rude, and highly offensive question mister?”, she inquired. “I’m a Slapaho Indian”, he then quickly fired back at her..”and I too must ask certain questions at certain times”..
My very own little golden book for adults. 