Hello again my darling. Just wanted to let you know I thought about you today, while I was trying to take a healthy dump. As it turned out, I was very constipated and so I thought about you for a veeeeeery long time. I eventually heard a plop, just before another plop. Followed by the sound of a fizz and then yet another fizz, and it was then I knew I was still very much in love with you. Even though you are six feet under. XOXOXO
My very own little golden book for adults. 