Very confusing message, recently received within my spam folder.

From the very desk of ‘us.’ president of these very ‘us.’ states. Congratulations, you are the very most biggest winner ever of most highly esteemed and recognizable lottery among homeland of New Zealand. Your most important prize winning amount is officially 4.5 million/zillion euros, and it is simply imperative and of utmost importance as well for you to send moneygram at once for us to be able to deliver your winnings to your doorstep in exact amount, hmmm, let’s say 4.6 million euros. Here is a picture of such place where such certain moneygrams may be purchased and sent directly to us in exchange for the very small delivery fee: Do you not now see how legit this important message is for you to take most seriously? Here are the forwarding details for moneygrams you will purchase to insure most speedy and safe delivery of your VERY REAL winnings to you own front door: name:Akbar the magnificent, safe question: is it safe?, safe answer: most definitely. Here is a picture of my friends who are now processing your BIGGEST LOTTERY WINNINGS EVER:

LOCKED IN THEIR CHAIRS Because there are not enough attendants to keep an eye on them, these women at Springfield state hospital are confined in locked chairs day after day. They get no treatment at all. Photo by Robert F. Kniesche

You MUST go to store to purchase monygrams to send to us within 48 hours or we will be forced to anonymously email same message to you yet once again by many different other made up name(s). Do not contact anyone else about this very most important matter, including law enforcement who only pretend in secret to be something they are not. Once we have established the precise location of your exact whereabouts to be able to deliver your very real BIGGEST PRIZE WINNINGS EVER on record at hand, you are invited to come and stay with us for as long as you like at our own private and top secret HQ location. Here are some pics of where we will take you, if you will care to join us:

Now do you finally see that we are to be trusted by you to share with us your own personal info (and you WILL now): List: home address, social security number, phone number, occupation, marital status. Once we have received this very personal/private info from you, as well as the moneygrams we have surely mentioned before we will deliver your BIGGEST JACKPOT WINNINGS EVER directly to your front door. btw, here is the image of my I.D.(easily found below) which you previously requested while we were attempting to obtain the precise whereabouts of your current location (we are still not very sure what you meant/intended by the phrase you replied with: password please?): btw, rest assured that we are not at all most obviously mischievous and meddlsome/pesky spies who are primarily interested in coercing/forcing you into giving up even the smallest portion of your upcoming deliverable lotto winnings we are promising to deliver to your very door, only interested in delivering them to you and you do have our impeccably ever trust-able word on this.  We are a rare sort of people motivated purely and simply of only good intentions that this money be only yours to spend as you like.  NOW do you trust us?…

Yours most assuredly, and may god (his holiest), bless and protect you always and hope to find out where exactly we can find you as soon as possible to deliver to you YOUR money/winnings.

(Editor’s note:  I think his name might be Akbar the ‘magnificent’, or something very similar along those very lines that is fully intended to hypnotize/mesmerize me into divulging the whereabouts of my current location.  Akbar, is it now?.. Well, for the time being anyway..)LMFAO

Extra added bonus: Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me..