Lost and found ad placed by the damnedest among the damned, his own very self.

Lost.  One most useful, and very expensive pair of glasses.  Reward offered if ever successfully found.  Here is a recent pic of them.

Oops, sorry.  Wrong picture.  How did that one ever get in there?  Did I happen to mention that I have recently lost my glasses?  I am simply as blind as a bat without their available use.  Directly below is the actual pic I previously intended to share.  Have you seen these glasses anywhere?  Please help me if you can.  If I cannot see, my girlfriend will probably leave me soon because I will very likely no longer be able to find any of her self-declared, most essentially important holes she often expects to be properly filled, without having them on hand, in order to be able to wear them in the first place.  Ok then, without any further adieu, here is the actual pic (I do hope anyway) of the most recently misplaced glasses I meant to share with you earlier, fingers crossed I was able to properly select the correct picture this time..

Hello?..  Hello?.. Is there anyone out there who can possibly assist me with locating my misplaced eyeglasses?  Hello?..  Can anybody hear me?  I am most desperately in dire need of  actual assistance here.  I cannot see properly without my glasses, and my girlfriend is probably going to leave me very soon (if I am unable to wear them to enable me to phuck her properly), as a very direct result…OOOPS, so terribly sorry about all of the fuss I made earlier.  They seem to be exactly where I left them in the first place.  They were literally, right in front of my face the entire time.  Oh boy, is my face red…  But at least I’m sure to be getting me some good loving tonight, now that I can see again.  Gotta’ love a happy ending, whenever least expected, eh?..