How many different ways do I love thee? Give up yet?..I’m not telling. On second thought, OK…I love you this much:
Oh, you think I am lying?.. In that case, I love you this much:
There, I said it once again. Now do you believe I am only telling you the god’s honest truth about this very most important matter? What else could you possibly want me to do to try to convince you that I truly DO love you more than life itself? For the love of almighty god already, I love you this much: 
My very own little golden book for adults. 