More yo’ granma so fat jokes..

Yo’ granma so fat that she went next door to borrow a cup of sugar, and she never came home.

Yo’ granma so fat that when Tony Orlando moved into the apartment directly above her, she knocked three times on the ceiling and then passed out from exhaustion.  Yo’ granma so fat that when she came to, she picked herself up off of the floor and knocked three more times on the ceiling causing her to pass out from exhaustion once again, and breaking an arm in the process.  Yo’ granma so fat that when she came to this time, she easily ignored the pain within her broken arm and knocked three more times on the ceiling, just moments before the law arrived and arrested her for not only stalking her neighbor and disturbing the peace, but also for being so very damn fat and ugly in the first place.

Yo’ granma so fat that when she yelled out her order at the burger king drive thru the building shook and crumbled to the ground.  Yo’ granma so fat that even though the building was destroyed right in front of her very eyes, she continued to place her order.   Yo granma so fat that after she was finally finished with placing her 15 minute long order, it only took a few moments of silence while staring at the drive thru speaker to cause her to speed away angrily, just before destroying the local mcdonalds as well in the very exact same manner, with her big fat hungry mouth.