Where do you live?
I’d tell you, but then I’d have to fuck you to death
What are you up to?
About seven inches, last I measured
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Sure, I’ll give you ten bucks for it. You are obviously well worth every last cent     And now, for your additional viewing pleasure and without any further adieu…bonus buttz:
My very own little golden book for adults. 