You stay inside and ‘cut a rug’ while enjoying your mint julep. I’m stepping outside to ‘cut the grass’ for about an hour or so.
I’m, too sexy for my cage. Too sexy for my tree. Too sexy for my lawn. Where have all the flowers gone?..
How to prepare to be able to be able to survive an unexpected forest fire.
I am a monkey and you know what I mean, I like to roll around while my fur is on fire. I am a monkey and you know what I mean, leaves fall from trees, oh do you think I’m a liar?..
Professional male escort, seen here practicing his pole dancing skills for hopefully much better tips among an already currently bleak future.
Oh! Move over, Rover and let the REAL Jimi take over. Yeah, you know what I’m talking ’bout…Yeah, get on with it doggy…
My very own little golden book for adults. 