#1- My current girlfriend informed me she was having an affair, and I wasn’t even the one who brought the subject up (nor did I ever ask/assume beforehand).
#2- After waiting 30 minutes in a very long line at the local grocery store to be finally be checked out, the only remaining customer ahead of me insisted upon having a manual price check (isle by isle) of pretty much each and every of the 30 or so items from his cart. And when he reached for his wallet to pay, told the cashier he would return in about 20 minutes after realizing he had accidentally at the house.
#3- Suffering from such a very, extremely painful ingrown toenail, I decided it had gotten so bad it was finally time to rush myself to the local ER. Along the course of the long drive there, the driver of the car ahead of me looked both right and left several times very slowly and patiently before deciding it was safe enough to go ahead and allow himself to make a RIGHT turn. As I removed my foot from brake pedal I shrieked at the top of my lungs once again from the pain. Thankfully, 2-ply is standardly furnished within the stalls of the bathroom at the local ER, otherwise my visit likely would have lasted much longer than originally planned…
My very own little golden book for adults. 