Well, no doubt everyone out there among the ‘free’ world is already fully aware of the meaning of the term ‘conspiracy theory’. I took a few spare moments today to coin a brand spanking new term (see title), for a different sort of conspiracy theory that has already been every bit as common all the while (just not as obvious).
Examples: Is Larry Flynt really in a wheelchair? Is Stevie Wonder really blind? Is Tom Cruise really gay?..Anyway, you already get the point I’m trying to illustrate (am sure). But here’s what I really want to know for now..Is/was Kojak really bald?.. And I’m dead serious. I want answers. Straight answers, dammit(exclamation point) hahaha = )
