Brand spanking new, all original jokes..

Q: When is a very frigid, fake wife (you have been assigned to appear occasionally with at red carpet events) a ‘good’ problem to have?

A: When you know she’s someone else’s problem, most of the time.

Q: When is a very frigid, ‘fake’ wife a ‘good’ problem to have?

A: Whenever you feel any sort of need to have a cool, dark, and dry place to store certain things…hahaha 😉

Q: Why did the pothead suddenly have a heart attack at the local hardware store?..

A: He suddenly spotted waaay too much weed killer on the shelf, man.  And the sound of the thud he made when he hit the floor was very, very heeeeeeeeavy indeed…