92: In the spirit of ‘Freddy vs. Jason’, 665 guy proudly presents..’evil’ Rainman (Raymond) vs. ‘evil’ Sam (of ‘I Am Sam’ fame)..

Raymond:  Daddy, why do hot chicks sometimes require lubricant?..

Sam: Uhh, because uhh..WD-40.

Raymond: Daddy, why is black considered the presence of all colors, while white is the absence of all colors?

Sam: Uhh, because of the rain dance man commercial, that didn’t only play on tv during soul train.

Raymond: Daddy, how are babies made?

Sam: You keep calling me ‘daddy’.  You really shouldn’t do that..(rips off fake mafia second skin, slowly revealing he is actually yet another Tom Cruise stunt double)  Now you must die.  (to be cont’d)

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