If it’s a ‘boy’, try something original that’s never been tried before. Somthing perhaps, w/a real flare to it the boy will have to live up to. Maybe something like ‘wang’ or ‘dong’ or ‘long’. If it’s a girl mmmmm, maybe something a bit more elegantly alluring yet subtle all at the very same time. Like uhh, maybe something like ‘socky socky focky wocky’, or ‘the artist formerly known as ‘love you long time’ ‘. Now that’s a name w/real balls there. Ping Pong Dong, that seems like it could be suitable for for either a boy or a girl. But then again, you know I’m always ‘wong’.hahaha= )
My very own little golden book for adults. 