Well he was born in Ding Dong, Texas/long ago by one of my exes/and the doctor kept pulling him out/and pulling him out
it was then, a few hours later/the doc’s relief couldn’t have seemed any greater/and he asked her and me the name we had decided on
and then we sang (chorus) ‘ding dong, ding dong..that boy his name’s ding dong’
‘ding dong, ding dong..just look at his great big schlong’
well a few years later, we split up/she got the boy and the house and the car/she makes him sit outside by the front door on the porch/so she can hear all her guests say ding dong (insert chorus)
(slow work in progress, to be cont’d)
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/27987/15-places-strange-names-and-how-they-got-them
My very own little golden book for adults. 