Hear me friends and neighbors among the hood..Has anyone welcomed you at anytime, absolutely anywhere to their ‘black’ friday sales event today? If so, contact my law office immediately after having the salesman/door greeter repeat his/herself, and make absolutely certain to at least digitally record them after asking them to repeat themselves. You almost certainly already have a winning case, and I will be happy to represent you in court. I am the thin, albino Johnny Cochran. Call me, right now. . PappaHef80, that’s 727-724-3380 and don’t delay. I will have my secretary contact you personally. These cases are piling up verrrrrry quickly at an astonishingly lip crippling rate for all the store managers and CEO’s out there. That’s right. Just another boring day of corporate takeovers here. Next prize winning lawsuit, please.. = )
and now..a word from yet another one of our proud sponsors, Chandler from golden child aka Jeff from bowfinger aka Axel Foley from beverly hills cop 1,2 AND 3..in other words..the ‘black’ albino johnny cochran, and I do approve this message: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_LeJfn_qW0 oh, in case you missed it, jack nicholson’s galfiend karen mayo ‘chandler’ was also featured in one of those rent-a-cop flicks mentioned above. It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day to have moanin’ wood, won’t you be, please won’t you be?..Won’t you be, mah negro?.. = )
Bonus track, by Dr. Chandler aka Jeff in meteor man (hehehe ; ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4jf6rtyuw
My very own little golden book for adults. 