Yo’ granma’ so fat, they finally decided to invent spandex to try to help her become more popular w/other fat granmas like her so they could make more money off their new invention..
Yo’ granma’ so fat, she went to fall down and the ground quickly decided to get it’s livin’ ever lovin’ motha’ F’k’n ass out of the g.d.m’n way..
Yo granma’ so phat, they also made a ton o’money off inventing shatter resistant mirrors for all of her fat granma’ buddies, and all of their neighbors around them as well (even the ones they have never met)..which also subsequently led to the planning/designing of their very next invention..blind band aids that won’t fall off very easily, (almost) instantly after attaching.. yo’ gotsta’ go now..my doctor says I gotsta’ eat special ‘k’, peas out and werrrrrrd 2 allah mah homeys in duh allabamalama landz (especially if scraping rock bottom to try to cover the cost of your funeral arrangements for your own dead phat granma who just read this very fine informative article, much like meez very own= )
My very own little golden book for adults. 