If my oober cruiser appears to be facing to the east, that means I’m waiting to be stood up by a ho from duh east coast..same exact concept if it’s facing west. If my oober cruiser is laying upside down on duh front lawn, we’re fucking after smoking weed. If it’s upside down on the sidewalk, she is either a gangsta’ ho witch (w/a capital ‘b’) from duh north by southwest (or east side) who likes it really rough. If it’s upside down in the ditch w/at least one flat tire, she missed at least once while firing after I closed my eyes and deliberately called her by her mother’s name. If there’s more than one apparent flat, dat means I had at least two gangsta’ ho’s in one day, from either west/east coast..and very likely already in the market for a new deep freeze just to be able to create more available room for whatever remains of duh second ho. Werd to yo step mammy, and her step mammy’s step mammy’s step mammy..yo’, me and meez oober ride, we be jammin’ our (always lowest fares possible) wayz outa’ here= ) ‘Duty’ free?..Duty ‘free’ ice cream gloves?..
Life is a lot like a stairway, or a box of ex-lax Forrest. Always an up and down kind o’ thing you see?..Hey Forrest, the eyes in the back of my head are up here, not down there..
My very own little golden book for adults. 