Attention all you fat midgets out there among all races, genders..There’s a brand new service available in your local area called ‘Oober MINI X Eats (for all of your teeniest, tiniest of angriest/inferior cravings) When you got a dollar and you need to holler, call us..we’ll be there to deliver guaranteed, on the spot, in a jiffy w/in a 7 day time frame most gladly, along with a very friendly smile = ) (step stool not included= ) (complete w/kung-fu grip= ) (made by hasbro= )
My very own little golden book for adults. 