Attention all youz blind people’s oo iz not aloud to drive. We hear to he’s yoo and iz happy to be now announcing are new oober service to drive and to accompaneez yooz too badly go where’s no blind people’z has ever gone before..we feelz your panes..and now, all of a suddenlees we now dooz hear by announces the expansion of our already overbooked eelectric rickshaw services for midgets of all shapes n sizes to includes the blind peoples of da’ merican states as well. Me now prowdly unveils our latest expansion of our awiginal project oober to nowz include taxi service for the blind. Yo’, check it, especially if’n yooz thinks meez be a lyin’:
Hey dat’z not a hand break you beez a’ fondeling right now, but whatevah’..
My very own little golden book for adults. 