(from, none other than..) The creators behind, the venmo app themselves..
Hi Jeff,
An addition was recently made to your remembered devices on Venmo.
Windows via Chrome on (Tuesday, July 21 at 11:18PM PDT)
If this wasn’t you or you believe an unauthorized person has accessed your account, please immediately reset your password. Then, contact us by replying to this email so we can confirm your account is secure. If’n this was you (in fact) regardless, go right on ahead and fuck your own gawl dern self, anyways.lol = )
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