In the beginning, god created bud light. And he saw it tasted good.. Halfway through his first drink, he decided to take a nap. When he awoke and found the beer had gotten too warm, he decided to make it a partner named ‘frigid’aire, and was not all too surprised they were a very good fit for one another. On the 3rd day, the cheap fridge broke down, the beer had gotten too warm so god created mad dog 20/20. After drinking it all up (and smashing the bottle) he created rudolph the red nosed reindeer, and clothed him in a nice long blue dress and high heels. Pointed at the curb and said ‘get on out there and don’t dare return until you’ve scored some real ‘doe’ ‘..
