Overnight cure for whiskey paunch (belly), half gallon o’ gin for 24 hours. Cure for morning after dehydration after consuming only beverages containing gin for up to 24 hour period while quickly shedding that very unwanted fat down there, rum for breakfast/lunch/and dinner. Cure for sore throat, boiled whiskey (any old type)..canadian whiskey seems to work best here, but of course tastes and results will always vary from one consumer to the next. Cure for getting fired while still on the job for having doggy/alkie afterbreath, 2 martini lunch w/beer chaser. Helps to secretly already own the very property the business you were fired from was built upon prior to returning to former place of employment, before firing former boss and anyone else among the entire crew there who cares to question your authority while doing just so. Best cure for apparently ill effects of serious ongoing whiskey deficiency, 2 shots of very well chilled Jager for breakfast accompanied w/a bloody beer. 4 out of 5 (still surviving) rolling stones simply cannot be wrong mate. ; )
My very own little golden book for adults. 