Lesson 1, open mouth, insert ankle. Don’t worry, you “can’t” do it. Lesson 2: You can hump your mattress for hours and hours after waking up, but now matter how hard you try (to be appreciated), it will never ever begin to take notice. Lesson 3: How a boy spider w/out a true deathwish should improperly compose a love poem for it’s very first mate in life (to serve as example only): “I’m a happy male, hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba.”
My very own little golden book for adults. 