Q: What’s ________and_________, and goes 85 miles an hour?
A: A_______, in a blender.
(samples)
Q: What’s weebling and wobbling, and goes 85 miles an hour?
A: A weeble, in a blender.
Q: What’s got 6 pieces and then about 100 pieces, and goes 85 miles an hour?
A: A true classic mr. potato head (not this modern gender ‘correct’ version, haven’t tried that one yet), in a blender.
Q: What’s noisy and costly, and goes 85 miles an hour?
A: A slinky that just voided my factory warranty, in a blender.
My very own little golden book for adults. 