First 12 steps: Is the section 8 state apartment housing inspector fully licensed to complain he did not realize it was properly plugged into an Un-interruptible Power Source before he voiced his very unnecessary complaint in the first place? Solution, contact the chief of the United Nations through NATO, and after a very thorough investigation into his obvious lack of reliably supplied proper credentials prior to becoming hired for the position he obviously never earned either respectably by proper merit of knowledge and experience, or was obviously allowed to obtain due to lack of availability of well qualified and properly trained candidates, promptly have him shit-canned while continuing to investigate if the deep freezer, after being relocated is actually 100% successfully plugged in. If all else fails, promptly return to step one. Simply contact NATO, only this time..make for very certain they ‘do’ know to never consider hiring such an obvious dumbass to ever make that extremely costly of an error in judgement ever again that caused the entire world to be destroyed at the very push of a single button. Fortunately, my deep freeze is once again steadily cooling at -14.1 degrees after all of the unnecessary issues and excitement. Just simply hoping this will somehow help someone else out there out of a similar bit of also unexpected trouble someday. Have an ice day. =)
My very own little golden book for adults. 