226: Fun Indian impressions I’ve been planning/rehearsing to entertain others while camping on BLM land this summer.

Easiest basic indian impression. Slowly raise a hand and simply slowly and calmly say ‘howwwww’.

Black indian crossbreed style: ‘how, how, how, how…’

Indian in a dungeon for purposely defying direct orders from his/her head indian chief in charge: (‘h’ is silent) ‘owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’.

Stoned indian (legally obtained recreational weed, hopefully mind you), ‘wowwwwwww’..

Hungover indian waking up on top of a cactus: owww, owwwwwww.