Author: Soulmaster665

note: my original description of my creation johnny depp included the mention that he was left-handed, in order to draw attention away from the nearly ‘invisible’ self imposed tattoo, upon my right index finger (slowly, daily, w/razor blade so as not to draw obvious blood/bleeding) among such photos as this, that is….nope, he may be no actual lefty, but he still does not require any sorta’ sidekick known as ‘poncho’..or was that actually..’punchy’?..punchy is indeed a true boxer’s term..even though I seem to have forgotten what it truly means…not that I’m actually all that ‘punchy’ (when it comes right down to it), ya’ know?..

It’s 2 AM, have you checked,..the children?..How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?..It’s 2 AM, do you happen to know where any children are?.. There’s more in the middle of an Egg McMuffin than an egg in the middle of a muffin. ohhhhhh.. fahrvehrnugen , there goes the neighborhood already..long story short..if you have an e-bike, make certain it’s at least insured all year round w/a minimum of liability by these wonderful people here at Markel. That way, if they do happen to scatter, you can still safely ‘go for the mother and the baby’ (quote, verbatim from Deathrace 2000, David Carradine ; )

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roald_Dahl

(can hardly count the many depressing school years that went by while I ‘tried’ to take the credit for being the author behind this one very pseudonym alone ; ) And it never managed to get me laid a single time.hahaha

Who was the actor I picked to be in this particular story holding these cards, I was supposed to threaten to blackmail/take to court one day?..hmmm… the plot thickens. I don’t really have to be able to see through the disguise now. I can just simply take ’em all to court ; )

https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-behind-the-song-ace-of-spades-by-motorhead

Bonus fact (merely trivial): David Cassidy plays twins in one episode whom a barmaid refers to as the ‘joker’, because she gets tired of asking ‘their’ names..

https://www.listal.com/list/british-mystery-tales-unexpected

Also merely of trivial interest, the final card shown during ending credits of every episode is (none other than), the ace of spades ; )

Solar powered player piano in lower left w/solar jellyfish lamp on top. Took some time to unbury it all..

Even Dole himself could never explain how his fictitious governmentaly designated birth’date’ was the exact same as the one that already belonged to a son he was raising named jeff(y). Although I honestly cannot say who tapped me to pick the date.. No, we have plenty of bananas, we do have plenty of bananas, today = (

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