Author: Soulmaster665

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‘The Ooberman’, by steppenwolf
You know I’ve walked a lot of grass
O’ Lord, I’ve climbed a lot of hills
But I’ve never touched nothin’
That my spirit couldn’t kill
You know, I’ve seen a lot of people walkin’ ’round
With tombstones in their eyes
But the ooberman don’t care
Ah, if you ride or if you die
God damn, The oober
I said God damn, The oober
I said God damn, God damn The oober man.. (to be cont’d)

NOTE: Best just to go ahead and give ’em up, or try to train yourselves to quit inhaling every last draw. (tobacco that is ; )

First, figure out if you are a straight dude or chick..or a straight fag or dyke..then, either print this pic and/or stare at it upon your screen, at whichever you’d like ; )

Attention all you fat midgets out there among all races, genders..There’s a brand new service available in your local area called ‘Oober MINI X Eats (for all of your teeniest, tiniest of angriest/inferior cravings) When you got a dollar and you need to holler, call us..we’ll be there to deliver guaranteed, on the spot, in a jiffy w/in a 7 day time frame most gladly, along with a very friendly smile = ) (step stool not included= ) (complete w/kung-fu grip= ) (made by hasbro= )

If my oober cruiser appears to be facing to the east, that means I’m waiting to be stood up by a ho from duh east coast..same exact concept if it’s facing west. If my oober cruiser is laying upside down on duh front lawn, we’re fucking after smoking weed. If it’s upside down on the sidewalk, she is either a gangsta’ ho witch (w/a capital ‘b’) from duh north by southwest (or east side) who likes it really rough. If it’s upside down in the ditch w/at least one flat tire, she missed at least once while firing after I closed my eyes and deliberately called her by her mother’s name. If there’s more than one apparent flat, dat means I had at least two gangsta’ ho’s in one day, from either west/east coast..and very likely already in the market for a new deep freeze just to be able to create more available room for whatever remains of duh second ho. Werd to yo step mammy, and her step mammy’s step mammy’s step mammy..yo’, me and meez oober ride, we be jammin’ our (always lowest fares possible) wayz outa’ here= ) ‘Duty’ free?..Duty ‘free’ ice cream gloves?..

Life is a lot like a stairway, or a box of ex-lax Forrest. Always an up and down kind o’ thing you see?..Hey Forrest, the eyes in the back of my head are up here, not down there..

F. Paul Wilson, author of ‘definitive therapy’, and ‘codename: chandler’, also painted in blood, upon a wilson volleyball, an ever perpetual smile as tom hanks, in castaway..last name of forrest gump’s character in this one?..none other than..[  The film centers on Hanks’ character, FedEx executive Chuck Noland] (uhh, gump, uhh, forrest gump), aka christopher noland..sole creator author of the uhh…crow, uhh..let’s see here uhh, crow uhhhh, dark night, something like that very crossover, uhhhh, blackmail scheme, whatever anyways..and..now..you..know..some..of..the..rest..of..the..uhhhhhhhhh.. story; )excuse me..just farted a lil bit, sorry, uh oh..fart..fart..people’s court w/judge wopner at 4pm charlie babbit, phaaaaaaart, uh-ohh, phasghetioh.oh, no..ooooooooooo (hey, that kinda’ sorta’ rhymes..) ok, I blackmail disney for now, sorry to have to go..so sad, yo’ dad..too bad (mmm, for disney that is anyways.. = )

oh..this..is..fake..paul ..harvey……once ………….again..forgot to mention, did I?..F..paul= fake paul..don’t you think the joker laughs at you?..goo goo ga joob..and……now……..you………know……………..the………………………rest…………….of……………………………………………………….the………………………………………………..uh, well..you know already; )