Author: Soulmaster665

Yo’ granma’ so fat, they finally decided to invent spandex to try to help her become more popular w/other fat granmas like her so they could make more money off their new invention..

Yo’ granma’ so fat, she went to fall down and the ground quickly decided to get it’s livin’ ever lovin’ motha’ F’k’n ass out of the g.d.m’n way..

Yo granma’ so phat, they also made a ton o’money off inventing shatter resistant mirrors for all of her fat granma’ buddies, and all of their neighbors around them as well (even the ones they have never met)..which also subsequently led to the planning/designing of their very next invention..blind band aids that won’t fall off very easily, (almost) instantly after attaching.. yo’ gotsta’ go now..my doctor says I gotsta’ eat special ‘k’, peas out and werrrrrrd 2 allah mah homeys in duh allabamalama landz (especially if scraping rock bottom to try to cover the cost of your funeral arrangements for your own dead phat granma who just read this very fine informative article, much like meez very own= )

last minute bonus item: https://genius.com/Stephen-lynch-lion-lyrics

And now, a brief word from yet another one of our, uhhhhh..very proud sponsors..A ‘true’ brother, from another muther..

uhhh, no..uhhh, like thank you for asking, and stuff.. = )

https://d11uz9xpb15cq7.cloudfront.net/022016337941/64895393692_medium.mp4 (and yes, it is actually bigger on the inside..of my pants ; )

Bonus meme (randomly selected): Feeling much more than just a lil’ friskie (much like me at the very moment), psycho, er..uhh.. I mean ‘circus’ kitty let’s her paws do the walking, and says ‘high’..

Because there are no rules to love, and because both vampires and werewolves take human form, there are many reasons why love between the two could be possible. (I like this concept, very much so..check back every now and then for updates (here) over the next week or so, as my available free time permits)

el capitan’s log, post numero ciento veintidós (officially post #123, to include the very first entitled ‘ground zero’ which will always be post #zero here..), update numero uno: https://www.reddit.com/r/MrData/comments/bmtgpi/star_trek_first_contact_does_data_have_sex_with/

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