230: How to simply eliminate unwanted headaches while planning an acceptable guestlist for upcoming victory takeover party on the beach.

Firstly, figure out how many abled bodied even only potentially ‘so called’ friends will actually happen to bother to attend. It’s also important to make note of the available seating capacity beforehand. Second single most important factor to take into consideration is to try to balance as evenly as possible the ratio of guy to gal guests. That way neither available bathroom is hardly ever ‘overbooked’, not to mention the obvious fact it just simply does happen to make for more overall interesting mingling among the many masses present. And finally, it also helps to take a really good long look in the mirror to ask yourself if you actually care to organize a proper guest list at all, whatsoever for a party that doesn’t actually ever have to take place. Helps to take the stress off of the mind while in between planning sessions over a celebration that may never take place at all. Also sometimes helps you to relax properly enough, in order to enable you to fart more properly at certain times as well, while on your way back to the old drafting table. ; )

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229: Bring me that Playboy mansion..

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226: Fun Indian impressions I’ve been planning/rehearsing to entertain others while camping on BLM land this summer.

Easiest basic indian impression. Slowly raise a hand and simply slowly and calmly say ‘howwwww’.

Black indian crossbreed style: ‘how, how, how, how…’

Indian in a dungeon for purposely defying direct orders from his/her head indian chief in charge: (‘h’ is silent) ‘owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’.

Stoned indian (legally obtained recreational weed, hopefully mind you), ‘wowwwwwww’..

Hungover indian waking up on top of a cactus: owww, owwwwwww.

225: Latest codename reminders for all of my current galfiends who aren’t temporarily under the weather (in no particular ‘order’, depending upon what you actually do mean to imply/infer by using that term directly)..

Jeannie= Cathy (Oakley)

Cathy= Kathy (White)

Melody= Tanya (Foxx)

Jamie= Amber (Michaels)

Becky= Tabitha (Stevens)

Jessie= Jamie (Brookes)

Margie= Monica (Roccaforte), oh monica..oh, bill..

Jen= Stephanie (Stalls)

Jenny= Jamie (Lynn)

Polly= Lily (C)

Embee= Elexis (Monroe)

Anne= Daisy (Lane)

Eva= Buffy (Davis), it’s cold gin time again..

Karianne= Maya (Devine)

Kelly= Nikki (Nievez)

Iris= Trinity (Loren)

Jessica (Bancroft)= Tammy (Tyler), Oh Jim, Oh Jessica..

Stephanie = Stephanie (Cane)

Sorry, have to cut it short. Very important ‘upcoming’ bored meeting (with the several small dwarts) to prepare for. You know my name, feel free to take a number.

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224: Solar powered deep freezer troubleshooting tips after re-arranging in kitchen no longer working at optimally expected temperature.

First 12 steps: Is the section 8 state apartment housing inspector fully licensed to complain he did not realize it was properly plugged into an Un-interruptible Power Source before he voiced his very unnecessary complaint in the first place? Solution, contact the chief of the United Nations through NATO, and after a very thorough investigation into his obvious lack of reliably supplied proper credentials prior to becoming hired for the position he obviously never earned either respectably by proper merit of knowledge and experience, or was obviously allowed to obtain due to lack of availability of well qualified and properly trained candidates, promptly have him shit-canned while continuing to investigate if the deep freezer, after being relocated is actually 100% successfully plugged in. If all else fails, promptly return to step one. Simply contact NATO, only this time..make for very certain they ‘do’ know to never consider hiring such an obvious dumbass to ever make that extremely costly of an error in judgement ever again that caused the entire world to be destroyed at the very push of a single button. Fortunately, my deep freeze is once again steadily cooling at -14.1 degrees after all of the unnecessary issues and excitement. Just simply hoping this will somehow help someone else out there out of a similar bit of also unexpected trouble someday. Have an ice day. =)

223: Examples of proper and improper etiquette pertaining to email correspondence, to help enable more positively productive results.

Proper:

From: Polly Wolly

To: Jeffy Weffy

Subject: You are truly the one n’ only man of my dreams.

(body): Please be mines, 4ever. ❤

Improper:

From: Polly Wolly

To: Jeffy Weffy, fake Ricky Martin, fake Jerry Bruckheimer, fake Ozzy Osbourne, fake Phillip K. Dick, fake Steven Tyler

Subject: You are truly the one n’ only man of my dreams.

(body): Please be mines, 4ever. ❤

Any questions?.. (I can recommend a very good lawyer, most easily and conveniently.. always readily assuredly available, unless he’s already properly ‘tanked’ n passed out… ; )