Author: Soulmaster665

207: Adventures in online video conferencing.

Welcome to mdlive 24/7, I’m Dr. Bertha Butt. What seems to be the problem Mr. Chandler?..Well, gettin’ mighty old I reckon and I just can’t seem to get it up anymore..Mr. Chandler, mind if I have a look at it?..Ok, here it is..Where Mr. Chandler, don’t see anything at all, can you come closer maybe?.. Ok, is this better?..No Mr. Chandler, closer please if you don’t mind…Ok (CRASH) look what you just made me do to my pc screen and camera you dumb bitch, can you hear me? You still there?..Yes, Mr. Chandler, but you seem to be breaking up..Nooo, I need viagra because I’m breaking ‘down’ dambit..

203: More fun with ‘Charlie’..

In the beginning, god created bud light. And he saw it tasted good.. Halfway through his first drink, he decided to take a nap. When he awoke and found the beer had gotten too warm, he decided to make it a partner named ‘frigid’aire, and was not all too surprised they were a very good fit for one another. On the 3rd day, the cheap fridge broke down, the beer had gotten too warm so god created mad dog 20/20. After drinking it all up (and smashing the bottle) he created rudolph the red nosed reindeer, and clothed him in a nice long blue dress and high heels. Pointed at the curb and said ‘get on out there and don’t dare return until you’ve scored some real ‘doe’ ‘..

201: And naw..KFC Mawsterpiece theatah’ prawdly presents..Our latest and greatest creature feature o’ the day..

‘Attack of the Killer Hot Picante Sauce Condiment Packets‘

You in the back row there..mind if I don’t care to see your stub?..Nevermind..time for intermission anyways, so just hold tight..

Coming soon to a fine dollar bargain cinema near you, and narrated by M_ark-ham_ill.. Wait.. What’s that you say officer? You want to see my liquor license now do ya’?.. Well I got news for you then..I’m obviously not running a drinkery here, you see?..