Author: Soulmaster665

 

charlie sheen = he is chan(dee)ler/e= he is chandler/eee (stick a fork in ’em, turn ’em over, then flip ’em around)

btw, my half blindness does tend to shift more toward 3/4 blindness from the moment the sun sets. yeah, I do see my very own typos, but really not all that self conscious about the matter. only thought to mention in case any of you were wondering..

Attention all youz blind people’s oo iz not aloud to drive.  We hear to he’s yoo and iz happy to be now announcing are new oober service to drive and to accompaneez yooz too badly go where’s no blind people’z has ever gone before..we feelz your panes..and now, all of a suddenlees we now dooz hear by announces the expansion of our already overbooked eelectric rickshaw services for midgets of all shapes n sizes to includes the blind peoples of da’ merican states as well.  Me now prowdly unveils our latest expansion of our awiginal  project oober to nowz include taxi service for the blind.  Yo’, check it, especially if’n yooz thinks meez be a lyin’:

Hey dat’z not a hand break you beez a’ fondeling right now, but whatevah’..

 

Round One..Fight!..

Replied w/my usual offering of reassurance I hadn’t forgotten I had no obligation to attend weekly courses, while thanking them once again for their concern I might be interested in purchasing yet another unnecessary course they might like to try to sell me.  To include the mention of the fact I was already too preoccupied with on the job training (OJT), while continuing to hold down my favorite local bar stool.  I save the local haunted bar the expense of having to remove the otherwise floating stool from the ceiling among the ever occasional event of my absence,  while also assisting in disposing of their kegs of mich ultra in a very proper and timely fashion before they can possibly spoil (3-4 days, generally speaking. ‘any(haunted bar)where’, USA..  ; )

https://link.shutterfly.com/ztXYmdBl45  Me, I’m indifferent.  Great multiple personalities and all attached body parts, simply think alike. = )

https://www.wikihow.com/Do-the-Robot

We simply need to ‘raise’ public awareness about the various dangers of erectile dysfunction. Especially if they are thinking about beginning a family plan w/their current partners and future live in loved ones, for many future generations not yet to have been able to ‘come’ themselves..

bon(e)us kill (it’s a condom = )  :