Author: Soulmaster665

159: CAUTION: if you yourself are not even at least slightly living dead, or have to do a google for the proper definition of the term ‘rigor mortis’..turn back now, or you will most likely miss the well intended joke behind this otherwise highly amusing link (you do know who you are, in either case)…

https://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/what-if/what-if-drank-embalming-fluid.htm

Uncanny resemblance..

(Hint: they are both wearing a tie. NOT a ‘bow’ tie..merely coincidence?..I DON’T THINK SO..HELLO ALREADY?..?)

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/dan-quayle-president/2868072 length 4:20, mere coincidence?..uhh, ok..you got me on that one, so ok already (cough, cough)…

(michael j fox plays quayle) https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/joint-session-cold-open/n10056 length of this one? = 00:07:19, mere coincidence? HAH, gotcha’ all beat there.. and you thought e.t. could never possibly be my daughter (and the queen of england as well), so HAH! until next time.. hahaha = ) wait, that’s three ‘ha’s’, maybe I am slightly somewhat schizo afterall?..

but you didn’t hear that from me.. ; )

153: Concept: working on script for new flick involving vampire who loses his teeth, after trying to take a bite out of the wrong person..shortly before being kicked out of Transylvania after losing his teeth for no longer being one of ‘them’ (or so they ‘think’..).

He spends the majority of the movie giving massive hickies from one unsuspecting victim to the next, w/kung-fu grip made/manufactured by Whammo..soundtrack by ‘Wham!’ and it’s going to simply be called ‘Diary of a Wampire’.. excerpt from diary, of a wampire: those were the good ol’ longer tooth days.. https://link.shutterfly.com/KaFT0dtT33