My very own little golden book for adults.

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Shortly after he exits coffin (at beginning) he is all smiles and laughter.  At ending just before/while being placed in coffin, he covers his mouth ; )

 

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If it’s a ‘boy’, try something original that’s never been tried before.  Somthing perhaps, w/a real flare to it the boy will have to live up to.  Maybe something like ‘wang’ or ‘dong’ or ‘long’.  If it’s a girl mmmmm, maybe something a bit more elegantly alluring yet subtle all at the very same time.  Like uhh, maybe something like ‘socky socky focky wocky’, or ‘the artist formerly known as ‘love you long time’ ‘.  Now that’s a name w/real balls there.  Ping Pong Dong, that seems like it could be suitable for for either a boy or a girl.  But then again, you know I’m always ‘wong’.hahaha= )

665 presents, before and after (always optional), dessert toppings…

(before) :

(after) :

 

Raymond:  Daddy, why do hot chicks sometimes require lubricant?..

Sam: Uhh, because uhh..WD-40.

Raymond: Daddy, why is black considered the presence of all colors, while white is the absence of all colors?

Sam: Uhh, because of the rain dance man commercial, that didn’t only play on tv during soul train.

Raymond: Daddy, how are babies made?

Sam: You keep calling me ‘daddy’.  You really shouldn’t do that..(rips off fake mafia second skin, slowly revealing he is actually yet another Tom Cruise stunt double)  Now you must die.  (to be cont’d)

Jeff..  Where’s your ale?..Go get your ale.  Your ale.  Where is it?.  There it is.  Gooooood boy.  Very good.  Jeff..Where’s your tiny little cigar?  No.  That’s not it.  Where’s your tiny little cigar?..Yes.  That’s it.  Gooooood boy.  Veeeeery good.  Cough-cough.  Jeff, wanna’ go outside?  Outside.  Cough-cough.  That’s it, gooood boy..Cough-cough…