My very own little golden book for adults.

(Best I could do anyway w/such seemingly limited resources anyway, uhh huh huh huh huh huh…)

If at first you don’t succeed, DON’T try…just go right on ahead and fuck up again.

Never die in the middle of the road.  People will run over your dead body left and right.

I just experienced one hell of an unexpectedly pleasant and glorious GOOD dump.  I wish I had it on film so that the whole rest of the world could see just how happy it made me (how actually, indescribably rewarding it actually was, matter of factually speaking).   Whoever among that very crowd would ever be able to claim they thought I was FULL of SHIT after witnessing such a grand spectacle, if at all MADE possible?..lol  Oh, before I forget, which one of you is furnishing the nose job, and the false ‘choppers’ that are supposed to last me and my appearance for the next 1500 or so odd years, while I have to give up inhaling cigarette/cigar smoke to be able to make this very journey possible in the first place?..

Working on a new story idea, for the first time in who knows however long?..  It begins with an american indian who isn’t very happy with his birth name (‘raging boner’).  So he decides to go to court to have his name changed legally.  The judge asks him for his new name, and ‘raging boner’ replies, “let the people simply call me ‘Wang’ from now on.”lol  (thank you very very very very much) = )

Now then, this is as far as I go with being at all interested in having anything at all to do with building apps for iOS, and there is no way for me to know if this download is going to be a successful one at that as I do not own ANYTHING at all that is apple created/branded.  Someone please shoot me an email sometime if you don’t mind and let me know if this actually worked as an alternative workaround to shelling out $100/year for a license to publish this app I never intended to sell or profit from otherwise.

cornholiothegreat665@gmail.com

(click ‘me’ to download from your apple/iOS device)

btw, I clicked on the link myself from my windows pc, and all I saw were a bunch of file folders (not that I was expecting anything meaningful to happen at all).  I will leave this post up for now, until someone happens to let me know that the download does NOT work on an apple/mac/ios device.

Example: Dear Cornholio the Great, your app doesn’t download worth a flying flip, yo’ granma’ so fat that she won the hot dog eating contest before eating the leftovers of every single other contestant, and yo’ breath smells just like what your future fake wife dropped into my commode a few short minutes ago (hint, it made me sorry I ever invited her into my home and bedroom in the first place).  Your faithful reader, anonymous

me: Dear anonymous, thanks so very very much for letting me know the download isn’t functioning properly for you on your iphone/ipad (whatever iOS device you happened to be using at the time).  Kindly take your fancy schmancy, overly high priced apple product and tell it to remind you to purchase some air freshener during your next visit to the local grocery store (you couldn’t possibly afford to pay me enough to ever even consider taking my future fake wife back again, my gain/your loss).   I won’t argue the obvious fact my granma’ so freaking fat she’s easily everyone’s biggest fan without actually having to send any of ’em a fan letter just to inform them (especially in faraway China), but as far as the download I took the time to share not working and all, I believe I’ll have to wait on a second opinion before I am absolutely 100% convinced.  Yrs~

anonymous:  Dear Cornholio the Great, you really want a second opinion, eh?..  Your sorry/crappy, self designed and nig-rigged ‘download’ STILL doesn’t work you moron.  Regarding your fake future wife, would you possibly consider accepting a cashier’s check in the amount of one hundred million billion trillion zillion dollars even to take her back?  I have no more tee pee.  As soon as I happen to buy more, she just uses it all up right away (like clockwork, even tried buying one ply).  regards

me: Dear anonymous, uh, I meant like a second opinion from someone else.  Like, uhhh somebody in this town who hasn’t already slept with my future fake wife* and stuff, buttmunch.  Man, what a dumbass.  Unsympathetically yrs~

*btw, she’s not the whore I once thought so highly of her to be in the first place.  She’s actually a slut (doesn’t charge a fee).  Apparently she only does it to obtain highly self-importantly valuable mis-information and stuff.  No such thing as a bad snake (that is simply what they are by nature), or ‘bad’ tramp/slut/whore for that very same matter…

(might as well go on ahead and download it twice just so you’ll always have an extra handy, because you never know when we will have our next hurricane.lol)

http://199.38.81.11/aapi/Apps/soulmaster665.com.apk

(app for android phone only, iOS coming soon)

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(bonus pics, in no certain order)